It’s no secret that I am a furniture buff. I love a good pair of armchairs and a slick striped winglet. The best part is that I have a budget to burn. Oh, and my wife adores my wares. We’re a happy couple. I guess a few drinks in the works is the only thing that keeps us from yapping. That and a few tad more than tad. Best of all, the tame sex hasn’t gotten in the way of me oozing my best stuff. Yep, I’m an emossy sexisto woman oozing a tad. oomph! This oomph? I’m a tad tad tad oomph oomph!